notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

(Source: ryanhigainspired, via smosh)

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

(via snipsnapsnipsnapchat)

Why would anyone trust Hans from Frozen…. Hans was the bad guy in Die Hard.

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

(via callmechachi96)

callmechachi96:

brenodnurie:

i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens

Every Fall Out Boy song does this to me.

(Source: xaviercharles)

Heartbreaking moment when you finally find out that your celebrity crush has a significant other.

smosh-hiddleston:

Okay Anthony never fails me to make me laugh until I have tears falling from my eyes..

(via smosh)

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

(via smosh)

donatellavevo:

this was the best promo she did for any single of that album

(Source: christmonsterx, via barneby)